sext: r u nakey
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
a straight guy who’s blunt is cool but a gay guy who’s blunt is sassy and that just annoys me
I read this 20 times thinking it was talking about weed
"Were you surprised when Jo’s comments about the Ron/Hermione thing, like, it became this huge thing everywhere…"
perez hilton literally is the most terrible being alive. making up rumors to post on his shitty gossip-mongering website is one thing but to involve her family and work colleagues is just low, all for the sake of trying to get attention. these kind of rumors can ruined somebodies life, just because his life is absolute shit doesn’t mean he has to bring the rest of the world down with him.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
literally nothing ever sounds like a better option than sleep. there are so many books to read, projects to start, stuff to draw, chores to do, people to meet, hobbies to learn, recipes to cook, i could teach myself mandarin fuckin chinese, but i’d rather be unconscious
grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again