May 30
some lady behind me at the bank smacked her child and said “dont put ya fingas in ya ass”
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May 30
I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
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May 30
I asked my mirror if there is someone better looking than me. So far he’s quoting all 7 billion people in the world..
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May 30
there’s a colonial woman on the wing churning butter THERE’S SOMETHING THEY’RE NOT TELLING US
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May 30
looking in the pantry and not eating anything to build my resistance to becoming a human pig
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